Fremantle crisis

The Fremantle crisis was an event when John Dawkins, the incumbent member for Fremantle, was challenged by Fred Chaney and Wilson Tuckey to a Pokemon match on 'Pokémon Black and White (2010)'. However, the crisis was furthered when John Dawkins pulled an Uno reverse card on the two Members. What ensued has been dubbed by the 'The West Australian' as 'perhaps the most definitive politcal moment in Western Australian history', but this has been criticised by many media outlets due to the fact that for most of the history of Western Australia, nothing definitive has happened. During the crisis, looting and riots sprouted out of Fremantle and into to the Greater Perth region. The Western Australian Al-Qaeda sect was contacted by John Dawkins and carried out attacks on Government House, the Reserve Bank and CBD of Perth. To counter this offensive by the WA Al-Qaeda, Chaney and Tuckey contacted the local pubs of Perth to mobilise their intoxicated patrons to rally in Perth. What ensued was what can only described as 'the biggest mindfuck of the century' as crack CIA trained Islamic fundamentalist engage overweight intoxicated caucasian males in the streets of Perth.