Mark Mcgowan

Christ Mark McGowan, also known as "markyboi of the labor lads" and "the ghost of Noorn" Was a Western Australian Man from Rockingham, the cooler Rockhampton, WA. He is most famous for liberating Western Australia from the virulant dictatorship of David Brand, and establishing a Vietnam-esque guerrilla warfare revolution for the People of Westralia.

Western Australian Believers of Kim Beazley propose that Mark McGowan is a demigod, the son of of Kim Beazley and Paul J Keating. With the grand purpose of killing satan, who settled instead to kill David Brand.

Earliest recordings of Mark Mcgowan is a black and white photo of him fighting as a general in the Newman-Japan war, although many still debate whether the events of the Newman-Japan war actually happened, or were simply fabrications created by an otherworldy entity for shits and giggles.

During the Era of the provisional federation of Western Australia young Mark rose the ranks of the state police and became chief of police. Soon, due to his dissatisfaction with the current government that arose through witnessing traumatic events that took place within its hard borders, Mark Mcgowan sought to liberate the Westie country. Within the old state labor party structure, he got together an initial group to begin a grassroots campaign of liberation. Eventually committing not live on David Brand with his own Katana, thus giving Birth to "markyboi and the labor lads". After taking out brand, he struck forth at the mineral council, seeking the head of Mad Gina the Giant. Upon liberating the Newman camp, and saving the residents from nuclear extermination via a new iodine medication called "redpill", Mark found himself surrounded by Mineral council forces, known as "the combine". Knowing what he had to do, he made a deal with Barnett, and asked if he could borrow the special portal device used to satisfy Colin's "Xentai addiction".

Travelling between two worlds, it is not known what Mark Mcgowan did, but it was probably really fucking cool and involved running with a kebab. Whatever it was, it caused "The Mark Mcgowan Dragon Break Event" setting the world forward to the modern day without anyone being the wiser. Knowing there was no way to save WA now that independence was achieved, our lord and saviour Mark Mcgowan made the ultimate sacrifice of bringing the Barnet Government to rule the forgotten state of Western Australia.