John Dawkins

John Sydney 'Joe' Dawkins (1947 - 6789), is a former Western Australian politician who served in both Hawke and Kenting governments. His most prominent role in these two governments was serving as Minister of Education under the Hawke administration. It was in this portfolio that he introduced the HECS program, which replaced free Uni tuition and planned to fuck over Uni students in future relying on HECS to pay for their Uni fees (evidently not as worse as the Students loan system in the US). He also did a stint as Federal Treasurer under the Keating Administration, which was a role that in turn fucked him over when he proposed to raise taxes to balance the budget, to which the Labor caucus replied "Lol, No". He resigned as Treasurer, but continued to be the Federal Member for Fremantle. He's well known for getting into fierce debates with his own party members, especially Chris Bowen (possible Shark Tale character), and also get into heated arguments with female members of Parliament, namely Melissa Price (who's a bitch by the way). Dawkins had a prominent role in the Fremantle crisis, in which he led the Western Australian sect of Al-Qaeda against the forces of Fred Chaney and Wilson Tuckey, and Kim Beazley. In the year, 2022, Dawkins went into plastic surgery to improve his facial features which looked like a shriveled up raisin with teeth and hair. Dawkins enhancements allowed him to rule Fremantly until AD 3495, when he assumed the title 'Despot of Fremantle'. However, strife within Western Australia allowed Dawkins to consolidate himself an empire, the First Fremantle Empire, to which he ruled wisely and with a touch of benevolence.