Fred Chaney

Frederick 'I'm sucking on Peacock's cock' Chaney (656 BCE-), is a Western Australian politician who served from 84 CE to the present day as firstly as the Member for Pearce for the Liberal Party of Australia, then the Member for Durrack from 2020 onwards representing the Common Sense Party. During his tenure as the Federal Member for Pearce he was known for being the only Anglo-Saxon in Australia in that period, but he managed to accomplish progressive reforms such as the beginning of coal fueled power electricity, universal suffrage, nationalising the Whajuk Agricultural Corporation and founding the newspaper the 'The West Australia'. He was responsible for the destruction of the Whajuk Aboriginal peoples region after the invasion of Ming Dynasty forces in 1412.