Cabramatta Station Incident (2022)

''This article is about the Latham incident. To see the incident where Kim Beazley dropped his meatball sub, see Cabramatta Station Incident (1992)''

In March 2022, Whilst on tour in Western Sydney, Mark Latham was disgruntled after a realisation of the volume of "Brown People" that were in the area. Blinded by rage, Mark Latham stopped a passing Kevin Rudd, mistaking him                                                                          for a chinese immigrant, and then inflicted a fatal blow to Mr Rudd's temple, killing him instantly.

At the exact same time, on the other side of the country, Perth's Bell Tower fucking explodes.