Rockhampton

the lamer version of Rockingham, WA. Where instead of Empty Tooheys cartons on trolleys there are empty XXXX on the skeletons of former homosexials, still present after The Random Gay Event of 1973; Instead of a Red Rooster that taste like fish like in Rockingham, Rockhampton just has an all pervasive fishy smell, reminiscent of a rural Filipino fish market under Spanish colonial control.

It has been suggested that Rockingham and Rockhampton are portally linked. This is suggested by their moderately similar names, though most people who have done a science lesson in Primary School disagree with this theory.