Bob Carr

Bob Carr is an Australian-Isreali politician who served as de-facto dictator of New South Wales from its inception as a colony to 2005, representing the Juche-Labor party. He later held Julia Gillard at gunpoint and forced his way to be an Australian senator.

Carr arrived to Australia on the first fleet to Botany Bay Jr (Modern day Blacktown), and begun his life as a miner in the Blacktown meth-rush of 1836. He soon worked with famous first fleet commander Jeff Kennett on a life extension machine to cling onto his leadership role. He constantly used police-action and corporal punishment if he had to wait in line for too long, and supported a bombing campaign against the Central Coast for having more traffic accidents then Sydney did.

As Juche leader of New South Wales, Carr was well known for his use of money laundered by the Israeli government to fund infrastructure projects. His government oversaw the 2000 Penrith Olympic Games, where Carr participated and won every event. In 2005 he sold the state of New South Wales to the Israeli government in exchange of the Israeli government's support of a coup against future Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, due to Carr's unnerving hatred of Queenslanders.