Paul J Keating

Paul 'Absolutely an Australian fucking Legend' Keating (1944-) (or PJK), is perhaps the most legendary Australian politician in all history, even beating Egg Boy. He was a NSW Australian politician who is currently the Member for Blaxland (Jason Clare who?), he is also the incumbent President of the Federal Republic of Australia, and is the undsiputed leader of the Australia Labor Party (ALP). He's responsible for the successful economic reforms that led to Australia being the strongest economy in the world, through thorough de-regulation of the Australian economy after the fuck-tard Liberals pushed it to the shadowrealms. Keating is credited singlehandedly for carrying the Federal Labor Party in the Australian House of Representatives facing off with the likes of Malcolm 'Cumsack' Fraser, Andrew 'Dumbass' Peacock, John 'Coconut sack, but also dessicated' Howard and John 'Done him slowly for 50th Time' Hewson. Gareth Evans has described him as 'the undefeated villan in GTA: House of Representatives' after 'Officer Holt' and 'Big Menzies'. Keating has also been known to have an excellent taste of music, and has been responsible for the purges against music after 2013. Also known to have said Newman, Western Australia in 1990 that it was the 'arse end of the world'.