The Jack Lang Cult of Personality

The Jack Lang Cult of Personality, also referred to on the streets of Homebush as the "Lang Gang" is a para-military group set up around the city of Auburn. The para-military group is connected to infamous looney labor premier 'Jack Lang' whom was premier for some time i don't remember. The cult has been charged with numerous thefts, treason, war crimes, hate crimes, war crimes, murders, war crimes & war crimes. Jack Lang is reportedly still the leader of the Lang Gang.

Formation of the Jack Lang Cult of Personality
Jack Lang pointed a gun at a bunch of children on the streets of Auburn during the 30s to begin his para-military cult group. Indoctrination numbers spiked during the 40s as Prisoners of War were used on the agreement that Japan could use this to de-stabilize Australia. Jack Lang was tried for numerous war crimes afterwards and sentenced to death. On the event of the execution, a class B Kim Beazley Event begun and as such the trial was taken to Lismore's K-MART. Jack Lang's charges were dropped after the jury had been slaughtered by the Kim Beazley Event.

Post-World War II Jack Lang
Jack Lang ate a bag of ALDI Frankfurts non-refrigerated. All members were also forced to eat from this bag of ALDI frankfurts.

Jack Lang's "Death"
Apparently Jack Lang died on the 27th of September 1975 (aged 98). I don't believe that

Post-Lang Para-Military Groups' Actions
The Jack Lang Cult of Personality was the suspected organizer of both the Homebush riots and the destruction of the once glorious Hooters Paramatta. The group has also had a history of kidnapping orphans and kids with speech impediments to join the Lang Gang ranks. Current leader of the Communist Party of Australia (CPA), Anthony Albanese, was one of these kids.

Albanese said about the experience"

"Cucinare Con Le Ostriche Daz Bruny Island"

I am unable to speak Italian. The Lang Gang has offically purged Tony Burke. Tony Burke is fucking dead.

The Lang Gang has your ip address and are at your door as we speak.