Hon. Melissa Price

The honourable Melissa Price is the current minister of Safe Sex and Big Holes. A Sargent of General Mislav's operation Chookanal. She passed many bills including 'Bill to make fornication with your mother to be classified as "safe sex"' and also fucked your mum.

Melissa Price was born in Kalgoorlie, a town notorious for its |big hole, as the bastard child of Sir Robert Menzies and Margaret Thatcher before she was cool 😎. She worked as a negatively geared sex worker in the Questa Quasa and got per politics degree while sucking off John Howard during his reading of the audio book version of "Lazarus rising". Her adoptive Parents and grandparents were all stringent labor supporters, though as she points out in her speech, it seemed quite ironic that they did not make any children through labour, and thus destroyed their loony left wings.

like most politicians, Melissa Price felt a deep phychic disturbance in the force during the Cabramatta event that led to the Death of Kevin Rudd.

in the Bush Wars of McMahon. Melissa Price fought on the liberal party side with 3 other people she met on Google Plus, Google's former social media site.