Operation Iskhodya Iz

Operation Iskhodya Iz is the standard procedure for when the Australian Labor Party wins the next election as of October 2020. The protocol involves the dissolution of private property within the commonwealth and the nationalisation of all major Australian industries.

The Operation was thought up of during the Gillard era however wasn't seriously considered until Bill Shorten became leader of the opposition in 2013. Bill Shorten while supporting the potential idea, maintained a relatively quiet opinion on the matter.

The operation itself would involve the Australian government to immediately demand media mogul Rupert Murdoch to come to Australia, and suck the leader of the Labor Party's cock (if the leader was a woman then Murdoch would be forced at gunpoint to give her sacks full of his money as 'rewards' while being called a simp non stop for 10 hours, or until he's out of money. This punishment is commonly referred to as 'suck and simp'.

Gulags would then be set up in Western Australia, AKA hot Siberia. Port Arthur, Tasmania would be restored and put back into service as a slave labor camp for all current LNP members, with the solitary confinement facilities being refurbished and gotten ready for John Barilaro, Gladys Berejiklian, Scott Morrison, Peter Dutton, and Peter Gutwein. The rest of Tasmania would be evacuated of all Labor voters, and the remaining population would be put under the regime of Kim Beazley, who would be provided with cloning facilities to set up the foundations for The Kim Beazley Event. All Young Liberals would be deemed as 'mentally undeveloped' and would all be given second chances, and would only be forced to do soft labor in South Australia, AKA Tasmania lite.

All privately owned land would be nationalised and parcelled off to Labor MPs and elections would be permanently postponed. All Australians who weren't party members would then be forced to work for the state for a weekly production quota. Communal farms would be set up and state bureaucrats will intentionally implement poor agricultural methods to lower grain yields, because Communism no food haha funny. The mainland would also no longer send grain shipments to Tasmania, except Kim Beazley we can helicopter in goods to his private quarters.

The military would be allocated with twice as many resources as current, and a new universal training procedure would be added, being that after 3 months of initial training, recruits would be sent to Tasmania with no tools or food, and would be forced to fend for themselves in the hostile environment. Those who survive for more than 2 years would be permitted to return and would finish their training.

The new extremely hardened recruits would be sent to invade New Zealand. Once New Zealand is secured, All Kiwis would be forced into slave labor and all landowners would be sent to concentration camps. Jacinda Ardern would however be considered based and would only be sent over to do soft labor over in SA with the Young Liberals.

Harold Holt's frozen corpse would then be mysteriously discovered off the coast of Antarctica, and would be tugged over to Australia and his body would be thrown off the Eureka skydeck for being LNP. His still frozen body would shatter like ice which would look pretty cool to Dan Andrews from his office in Melbourne.

Dan Andrews would then be given the honorary title 'Dictator Dan' and given full control over Victoria, and would immediately lock all Victorians in shitty public housing blocks and would not be allowed to leave. That way Victoria could avoid the looming mass famine by utilizing forced depopulation.

In NSW, koalas would get their revenge and begin Homo Sapien aparteid. Sapiens would be forced into 'reservations' in Sydney and Newcastle and all other Sapien populated areas would be evacuated and reclaimed by the koalas. Innercity Sydney would from then on become part eshay ghetto, part refugee camp.

In Queensland, coal miners would be thrown into furnaces and the remaining LNP holdouts would be fought in the daintree rainforests Vietnam style. Local Labor government would also cooperate with Bob Katter to discuss the use of crocodile warfare to root out any last LNP resistance. The Great Barrier Reef would then be nationalised and Labor MPs would then tell the reef to meet their weekly growth quota. If they fail to do so, they have considered possibly excavating the reef and forcing all the natural fauna to do hard labor alongside LNP prisoners of war. Meme pages from then on will be able to say: "yes, I did commit 16 war crimes in Northern Queensland".

The Commonwealth would then formally be reorganised into the Union of Based Soviet Republics of Australia.