Tony Abbott



Anthony John Abbott, AC (born 4 November 1957) is an Australian former politician who served as the 28th Prime Minister of Australia from 2013 to 2015 and leader of the Liberal Party from 2009 to 2015. He served as Leader of the Opposition from 2009 to 2013, and as Member of Parliament (MP) for Warringah from 1994 to 2019. He is currently an adviser to the British government's Board of Trade.

After leading the coalition to victory in 2013, Tony had himself cloned by the CSIRO's top scientist so that he could simultaneously fulfill the roles of Prime Minister and Minister for Women, resulting in the birth of his clone son and future rebellion cyborg warrior Tony Abbott (Minister For Women). He is reported as saying that he resented his clone son for the fact that Tony "got more girls" than he could ever get.

Tony Abbott came out as transgender and became Michaelia Cash in 2014

Michaelia was killed by vehicular manslaughter in 2025 by an unknown assailant, although many suspect it may have been the then God Emperor of Mt Druitt and Supreme leader of Australia Mark Latham. Coincidentally, his death occured 10 years to the day of his clone son's, and under the same suspicious circumstances.

Gender Transition
In 2014, Tony publicy came out as a transgender woman, and began socially transitioning under the name of Michaelia Cash. Michaelia then cloned herself and the second clone son of Tony Abbott took on the mantle of the original Tony Abbott. Michaelia died in January 2044.

The Second Tony
The second clone son of Tony Abbott was born on the 23rd of January 2014 and replaced his clone mother Michaelia as Tony Abbott. Since then it has been ritual for a tony clone to be born every 30 years, a tradition that has continued to this day.

Notable Tony Abbott Clones:


 * Tony Abbott (Minister for Women) (2013-unknown)
 * Anthony Abottnese (2021-1917), A hybrid clone of Anthony Albanese, sent back in time and died in WW1
 * Tony Abbott Jr. (2014-2033)
 * Tony Abbott II (2031-2104)
 * Tony Abbott IV (2088-3120
 * SCP T0Ny-57 (????-4321)
 * Ant tony (1 day, 3221)
 * Joel Fitzgibbon