The McCormack Olympics

Da McCormack Olympics is hwere you do the sport.

Events in Da McCormack Olympics

 * Run-Away-from-Blacktown-Citizens marathon
 * kick the ball
 * watching da horsies
 * tractor racing
 * stomping on the koalas
 * yelling at jeol fitzgibbonman

Winners of the McCormack Olympics

 * 1996 - Michael McCormack
 * 2000 - Michael McCormack
 * 2004 - Michael McCormack
 * 2008 - Michael McCormack
 * 2012 - Ed Husic (Found Dead A Day After)
 * 2016 - Michael McCormack
 * 2020 - Michael McCormack


 * 20204 - Michael McCormack's dead corpse being dragged by da bunyips

Drug Testing
McCormack drinks a blend of every hardcore drug available on the indonesian black market