Anthony Albanese

Anthony Albanese Albanese or ALBO or ANAL for short. IS A LOOOOOOOOONEY LAYBOUR MAN WHO RUNS THE COMMUNITS PARTY OF WESTERN SYDNEY (AND NEW ZEALAND). ALBO was kidnapped by the The Jack Lang Cult of Personality and managed to escapse making him the only man to do so.

Albo was killed at a stand off at the The Enmore Theatre after making a sick beat while DJ, Tony Abbott who was Minister for women at the time conduced that the beat was too 'sick' and ordered thew atomic bombing of newtown. The Enmore Theatre survived the blast and a long siege endured. Albo used his connections with the ghost of nelson mandela to blow up manly in retaliation for the destruction of newtown. Manly sunk into the pacific killing a total of 12 old people and a lifeguard. Tony Abbott soon vanished after this. Albo finnaly dided at the old age of 65 and the siege soon came to a close.